This paper is astonishing! Never have I read such an unholy claptrap of shallow pathetic mathematics in my entire life. Was it spewed out while the author was suffering from a severe case of food poisoning? Was he having a psychotic episode?
Unbelievably there is not a single correct proof or even statement in this paper. Even the definitions are wrong. There are so many typos that the typos have typos. I suspect the the author's pet monkey wrote it. It is utterly hopeless to try and fix this.
Nevertheless, I am recommending that this be published in your journal. After all you publish just about anything don't you? Besides the author is a really handsome and witty fellow who would be heartbroken if we rejected his work. Sad though it may be, it might give your readers some amusement.
Sincerely yours,